Whatever Vibrates you to an Orgasm

In the old days there was an expression: whatever tickles your fancy - which meant whatever you want to do. Nowadays when people are more sexually overt, whatever tickles your pickle means whatever sexually stimulates you. You can use your own imagination as to the reference intended with each of the words.

This time we're taking it to a more straight-forward method with "whatever vibrates you to an Orgasm"usually heard it in a sarcastic tone

Girl: I got my license guess who will be driving soon?
Guy: Haha, I would never get in the car with you
Girl: Why?! Im a good driver
Guy: Yeah, whatever vibrates you to an orgasm

Whatever Vibrates you to an Orgasm by Jetlagged Jordanian May 26, 2011

phantom vibrate 

The feeling that you get, usually in the leg or butt, when you feel as though your cell phone is vibrating but it is actually not.

Usually accompanied with distinct loneliness or want of companionship.

Increasingly common when the cell phone is always in the same place (ie. back pocket, side pocket, front pocket etc.)

I was so excited because i thought that my friend had text messaged me. It was just a phantom vibrate...

phantom vibrate by Donatello Mike Hilton April 22, 2006

Phantom Vibrate 

when you feel your phone vibrating but nobody called you.

the third setting to put your your phone's ringer on. it is not mentioned in phone manuals, nobody knows how to turn it on or off.

"felt the phone vibrating and reached to pick it up but it was just on phantom vibrate".

Loud, Vibrate, Phantom Vibrate.

I was waiting for her text, but she kept making my phone phantom vibrate.

Phantom Vibrate by jakedoesnteat November 14, 2011

Ghost Vibrate

When you swear you're cell phone vibrates and you pull it out and there are no messages.

Ah fuck i thought she texted me, just a Ghost Vibrate.

Ghost Vibrate by Theguywhoknowsall September 19, 2010

phantom vibrate 

Thinking that your phone is vibrating in your pants, but when you take it out and look, you realize you have simply been faked out.

Aw man, I thought I was getting a call, but then I realized it was just a phantom vibrate .

phantom vibrate by Greg Monahan February 23, 2008

vibratosis 

the act of believing your cellular telephone is vibrating when in reality it is not

"You getta text?"
"I thought I felt it buzz, musta just been vibratosis."

vibratosis by Leviathan1213 October 30, 2008

On Vibrate 

To shiver or shake violently

Person1: Dude, calm down!
Person2: I can't! I'm on vibrate!

On Vibrate by xAuToMATTiK January 10, 2010