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phantom vibrate 

The feeling that you get, usually in the leg or butt, when you feel as though your cell phone is vibrating but it is actually not.

Usually accompanied with distinct loneliness or want of companionship.

Increasingly common when the cell phone is always in the same place (ie. back pocket, side pocket, front pocket etc.)
I was so excited because i thought that my friend had text messaged me. It was just a phantom vibrate...
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Phantom Vibrate 

when you feel your phone vibrating but nobody called you.

the third setting to put your your phone's ringer on. it is not mentioned in phone manuals, nobody knows how to turn it on or off.
"felt the phone vibrating and reached to pick it up but it was just on phantom vibrate".

Loud, Vibrate, Phantom Vibrate.

I was waiting for her text, but she kept making my phone phantom vibrate.
Phantom Vibrate by jakedoesnteat November 14, 2011

Amish vibrator 

A dragonfly in a milk bottle. A useful tool for horny women with wide hips and an aversion to electricity.
Mary is ditching us tonight for her Amish vibrator.
Amish vibrator by Amish Pornstar September 7, 2010

Ghost Vibrate

When you swear you're cell phone vibrates and you pull it out and there are no messages.
Ah fuck i thought she texted me, just a Ghost Vibrate.
Ghost Vibrate by Theguywhoknowsall September 19, 2010

Vibrator 

A little device that women inswrt inside their pussies which makes them have extreme pleasure.
I was walking past Alex the other day and she started moaning, when I asked her what was wrong she pulled me into the nearest bathroom and asked me to help her before I did I asked her why she was moaning in the hallway and she said that her friend dared her to have a remote controlled vibrator on for the whole day and she had spiked it to highest level. She then proceeded to take the vibrator out and when she did, she managed to squirt all over my shirt. She apologised over me a clean shirt and offered to make it up to me later and as anyone would I agreed.
Vibrator by Ember grace September 16, 2019

Vibrator 

Typically a(females) or possibly a males, vibrating sex toy, more specifically a dildo that vibrates as it enters the anal cavity or vaginal passage.
Jake: yeah man i stole my girls vibrator and put it up there, it was amazing!!
Brad: i'm leaving now
Vibrator by Whiteteacher November 10, 2015

milwaukee vibrator 

A Harley Davidson brand motorcycle is known as a milwaukee vibrator because a harley tends to shake/vibrate while running. Harley Davidson began and is headquartered in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Jane rode her milwaukee vibrator around the block and nearly had an orgasm.
milwaukee vibrator by Twin Cam February 11, 2009