| 1. | Vibraslap | ||
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1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.
2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command! *flicks switch on*
))))vibrations(((( "Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!" |
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