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Eat tortilla chip vertically 

eat tortilla chip vertically and suffer

vertically challenged 

vertically challenged 

someone who is short.

also known as a midget, a dwarf, the little guy, etc.
man: haha look at that smidget!

woman: lets be PC (politically correct) here, its a vertically challenged person.

vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango
bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

Vertically Challenged 

1. A Club... A Family... A Way of Life... PERIOD.

2. International Custom car and Minitruck club founded by John "The Godfather" Salas, and Mike "OG DOUGHBOY" Panova in 1998, based in Houston Texas.
Vertically Challenged is the hardest partying MINITRUCK club on the planet!