An awesome person who diagnose and treat non-human animals, doing everything from prosthetic limbs on elephants to tumor surgery on gold fish. Work in veterinary clinics/hospitals for large or small animlas, food hygiene, biomedical/pharmaceutical research or companies, zoos, conservation etc..
Needs 4 years of pre-vet/med and then 4 years of vet.medical school.
"holy crap did you see that veterinarian? i jizzed instantly"
"Farmer: my cow has been feeling kinda off lately"
"veterinarian: back the fuck off, i got this shit"
When a guy comes in a girl's mouth, then proceeds to close her mouth and massage her neck to facilitate the ingestion of the jizz....like when you give your dog a pill.
Joe: "My girlfriend won't swallow"
Mike: " I have the solution..pull a veterinarian on her and she
won't have a choice!"