An Easter egg delivering queer
chariot. these are the choosen steed of the born again scooterist in a mid-life crisis often over adorned in cheap and nasty chrome products,lights,mirrors,easter eggs and shod in white wall ditch finder tyres made in eastern europe making the 125cc engine even less powerful than an african child with malnutrition& TB.These fishtail parka
wearing freaks are sniggered at by both members of the public and proper scooterist
The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike
or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one.
Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you
Hello sailor I ride a gayer's bike a Vespa and like northern soul I wish I had a proper mans scooter a Lambretta
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once
The name of a scooter. This brand was first invented in 1946 by Enrico Piaggio in Italy, the founder of Piaggio, a scooter manufacturer. Despite what many people tell you, Vespa itself is not a company on it's own.
Vespa is known all over the world for it's commitment to quality and good handling during operation. Vespas along with the Lambretta
are favorites among the British mod crowd in Britian. It's biggest distinction from other scooters made by mainstream companies is that every model before the ET2 has styled a fetching retro look.
Vespa could be classified as a subculture or even as a selective lifestyle due to the affection this scooter recieves from scooter enthusiasts. Many people spend years modifying their scooters...(and despite what other people say Vespas are not slow, most of them have the same average speed as other scooter brands).
One of Vespa's first slogans is "La Dolce Vita"-"The Sweet Life".
I rode home on my Vespa and I ran over a few squirrels on the way.
the best god damn scooter the world has ever known. Nuff said.
betta getta vespa! You know it's true.
The vehicle that Haruko Haruhara (AKA the vespa woman) from the anime "FLCL" drives. Her Vespa is capable of space flight.
Haruko drives her yellow vespa like a maniac.
Italian for Wasp
and a type of scooter that most of London ride round on
Italian company. Name usually used to refer to any of the elite motorized scooters the company produces.
Can I drive you home on my Vespa?
A Fat Girl..... Fat girls are like vespas they are all fun and games until your friends catch you on one.... GOT TO LOVE FAT GIRLS!
I was riding the shit of that Vespa til you walked in.
Scooter used late at night after heavy drinking.
I wasn't drunk-drivin' my vespa, you fuckin' pig!