| 1. | sniz | ||
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Word of Ancient Greek or possibly Egyptian origins. Has highly complex usages:
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1 - moist ~ Noun. Describes a painful medical condition whereby you automatically assume everything said in your vicinity was about you. Severe cases are highly contagious, and especially dangerous when informing others of the way that you think a person spoke about you, leading them to also mistakenly believe slander to have taken place. This can be especially confusing and damaging to self-esteem of the individual with the condition and can even be damaging to the reputation of the person supposedly having said the original misinterpreted comment. This condition is treatable, but only with a large heavy blunt object, the corner of a table, rail, fence or curb and some rat poison. The condition is often found in very stupid people who fill their meaningless existences with false hope that people are talking about them- i.e. Self Absorption Also. "To afflicted by moist snizzitis" (Medical- "dampcephalitis snizavorium" 2- Anti- ~ing Med. Procedure. The treatment for the above condition (in 1). Although ancient medical practices for curing the condition of having a moist sniz were often crude, involving heavy items such as boulders or fallen trees, contemporary medicine uses more humane techniques to remove aforementioned "moist sniz", i.e. Placing the patients mouth open on either side of a curb or table corner, then slamming a blunt item into the neck at the base of the skull. Thi... |
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| 2. | village idiot | ||
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the most stupid and or ignorant person in a town. also see george bush or republican George W. Bush or other very stupid people, village idiot
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| 3. | Chain Letter | ||
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A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:
Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!! Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick. Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person." Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?" |
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| 4. | Intelligent Supremacist | ||
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One who believes they are superior to other but not based on race, but by intelligence. An intelligent supremacist may have friends of all races and religions as long as that other person is on a similar intellectual level with the supremacist. more...
Intelligent Supremacists are very smart people (some also think they are when they really aren't) Most of these people hold positions in authority, leadership, or power, or are on their way up in the world. These people often keep up with events happening around them, whether it be local (IE, the widening of the freeway) or global (Iraq War, Swine Flu) Intelligent Supremacists often are seen as racists because they are mostly white, but this is only true in SOME of the intellectual freaks. They anybody with an IQ less then "Above average" as stupid, low lifes, retarded, ignorant, dumb. These people have a very strong tendency toward know-it-allism and are the first to correct even the tiniest mistakes their "inferiors" make They believe any progress made in the world is only because of smart people, when in fact if it weren't for the "less intelligent things" in the world, they would get nowhere. We also call these people supremacists because they let their intelligence get to their head and when sombody does or says something they feel is dumb they think to themselves "If I had a dollar for everytime I had to do or explain something to an inferior, this is why you are not as successful as me and doomed to a life of making $8 ... |
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| 5. | mayor bautista | ||
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the most inconsiderate mayor who gets off watching innocent people suffer mayor bautista has rerouted the jeepneys of La Trinidad, thus efficiently destroying the lives of very very many people (students, employees, workers, preggies, little kids, etc.)
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| 6. | stupid face | ||
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a very stupid person who wouldn't understand just being called stupid; commonly used for the stupidest people you will ever know who would try forever to figure out what the deviation between stupid and stupid face is....by the way, there is NONE. You are such a stupid face, stupid face!
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| 7. | cocklamp | ||
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Obligitory term used for very stupid people. Often used against script kiddies, and AOLers.
A clusterfuck of two words, one offensive, one random, to create a word stupid enough to describe the person it's used against. "God, that kid is so stupid, he's a cocklamp."
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