| 1. | small penis rule | ||
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A literary device in which a writer inserts a real-life person into their book in a very unflattering way. To ward off a potential lawsuit, the writer gives the character an unfavorable attribute, typically a small penis. That way, the real-life person is unlikely to protest his characterization, because by doing so he would be admitting that he has a small penis. Shirley had always hated Officer John Lyons, ever since he'd slept with her mother. To get revenge, when she published her latest book one of the minor characters was a man named Officer Jon Lions.
Officer Lions had trouble with the ladies because of his small penis and the fact that he could only stay hard by watching beastiality porn. Officer Lyons wanted to sue, but couldn't bring himself to do so because everyone on the force would then know he had a small penis. Once again, the small penis rule worked perfectly. |
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| 2. | Small penis Refugee | ||
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Small penis Refugee's are western white men whose penises are smaller then average thus they flee to asian countries in order to find a female whom will not disapprove of their size. Having a disappointing love life in their home countries and inability to please their fellow women, they flee to countries such as China, South Korea, Japan and Thailand. Once in their adopted countries they are willing to forego a more comfortable lifestyle backhome knowing they can find a woman whom will accept their small penises as average maybe even above average. These men typically losers back home take on a whole new persona believing they are some kind of sex god. They often also believe they are good at dancing and dance on tables only to have other westerners and africans laugh at them. Paul from Kingston has had a very embarrassing sex life being told their ex boyfriends were bigger and even once being laughed at and flat out dumped at the site of his tiny penis.
Fed up Paul took a teaching job in Xiamen China in which he met a girl named ling bo who accepted his small penis and they lived happily ever after. thus being one of many small penis refugees |
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| 3. | Weewie | ||
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The last name of a man who has a very small penis. Is your last name Weewie?
No. Why do you ask? Because you have a very small penis. |
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| 4. | Micro Penis | ||
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A penis so small that anyone who saw one would laugh hysterically. 3 inches or smaller in erect size. Very puny and pathetic looking. Maybe not even visible, or just a head of a penis visible. My dick is a very very small dick. 2.5 inches in length when erect. Ive always had a tiny penis and have always been laughed at and ridiculed. I cant really have sex because its too small, and because women wont have sex with me cos they cant feel anything. All of this is because i have a micro penis!
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| 5. | needle dick | ||
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A very small and thin dick, reminiscent of the size of a needle or as thin and as short as a needle. Very similar to a baby dick, or a micro penis or even a teeny-weeny, due to the very small size of it. Rachel said "Gareth, you have a very small penis, a needle dick! hahahahahaha"
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| 6. | small penis | ||
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A male whose pubic hairs are longer than his penis Dru's penis is under one inch so you could say that he has a very small penis or that he needs to trim his pubs
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| 7. | small dick | ||
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someone with a very small penis. the contents of dans pants is a small dick.
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