Virtue-signaling 

Virtue-signaling (noun): the self-serving, disingenuous act of presenting & solidifying oneself as concerned with, committed to, or compliant to a specific political alignment regarding political topics or issues for prestige or ego.

If the President genuinely cared about women's rights, he'd do less virtue-signaling on Twitter and more action.

Virtue-signaling by Power moves Only June 28, 2022

Virtue Boner 

A virtue boner is an erection that occurs as the result of reading or hearing something that could possibly be interpreted as being prejudice or offensive to an at-risk group. Unlike traditional erections that are satiated by masturbation or sexual intercourse, the virtue boner can only be satisfied by smugly declaring your moral superiority over the transgressor and then gently snapping your fingers.

When Karen heard John say the gender pay gap isn't necessarily the result of gender discrimination, Karen got a huge virtue boner and got John fired for being a sexist.

Virtue Boner by teh_hax December 4, 2018

virtue-purchase 

Similar to virtue signalling but done by means of buying trendy goods or services so as to display one's sense of contrived self-superiority: items such as books by politically correct authors, garish artwork purported to save rain-forests, or FairTrade coffee that makes the buyer feel woke; faddishly leftist buying habits that conform to intersectionality and other expressions of socially popular SJW pseudoscience, especially popular among university students.

Asheleigh-Meghan isn't going to actually read Michelle Obama's new book. She just bought it to put on the coffee table in case one of her black classmates shows up unexpectedly. It's more of a virtue-purchase.

virtue-purchase by Father Hollywood December 4, 2018

virtue 

Moral goodness; admirable quality

virtue by Michael Edwards September 18, 2003

Vertoeterd

a person who has smoked so much weed that he/she has lost touch with reality. Usually being a weed addict without even knowing it, only hangs out with friends if there's weed involved.

Vertoeterd is a dutch word that combines the word "toeter" (trumpet, or in this case, joint), and turns it into a past participle

You: yo are we hanging out with Kyle tonight?
Bro: nah man, he won't show up if we aren't smoking weed.
You: figures, he's completely vertoeterd.

Vertoeterd by CrispyArrow April 25, 2020

Absolute Virtue 

Often considered the most difficult Notorious Monster in Final Fantasy XI. An entity prisoned by 7 Jailers. Much confusion existed concerning the first Linkshell to legitimately defeat said creature without utilizing the use of glitches. Recently having been "gimped" a touch, it has been beaten many times, although, the majority of those victories being from the use of many Kraken Club wielding Dark Knights.

"We fought Absolute Virtue for 3 hours and we can't beat him... hmm... I KNOW... LET'S NERF HIM!!!

Absolute Virtue by Capeten January 24, 2009

Vertu 

Extremely luxurious mobile phone (called a "communication instrument"). Made by a special division of Nokia, it is made of various precious metals, and hand-wrapped in leather.

Prices:

Stainless steel (cheapest): $7,800 USD
Yellow Gold: $20,000 USD
White Gold: $30,000 USD
Platinum: $40,000 USD
Pure Untreated Platinum: $700,000 USD

That Vertu costs as much as a Ferrari Enzo.

Vertu by EJL March 23, 2004