Top Definition
Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
by shazkony January 14, 2014

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