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4.
Your mums sweaty gash.
Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.
by dunno August 21, 2003
 
1.
A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
by Muivirt August 30, 2006
 
2.
axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 13, 2009
 
3.
refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin
that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
 
5.
The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich
by JB October 17, 2003