1. the esoteric mood gossamer felt +/- 24 hours after the cold or flu has run its course, leaving the patient no other options but to put down the remote control, turn the phone back on, and return to their own sucky version of reality.

Modern version of a bitch: Independent, successful beautiful woman/girl, who enjoys freedom of sex without negative connotations and is rather proud of possibility to have it.

BITCH = Babe In Total Control of Herself
BITCH = Being in Total Control, Honey
BITCH = Beautiful, Intelligent, Teasing Chick
BITCH = Beautiful Individual That Causes Hardons

The Male version of doing a Kegel exercise where a man flexes the muscles of his penis to strenghten them to ensure he can control and extend his ejaculation time.

When a male character's backstory related-angst breaks out, usually in isolation, brooding, douchebaggery, control or trust issues, misbehavior, crying a single tear, etc.

A term coined by fans who understandably got tired of seeing male characters' douchebaggery excused by a dark, tragic past, especially when the past involves hurting & dehumanize female characters solely to motivate the male hero.

Note: there is no female version of Manpain, because women's emotional responses to surviving trauma are always legitimate, no matter how extreme. (Anyone who denies this is just "blaming the victim".)

Less dominant version of a male until around the modern era when they began receiving "rights" there by taking control of the male population often leaving them "whipped". Typically women are precieved as kind loving caring and at times erotic to the ones they love, but for those who are nothing but dickless douches and/or sluts there is a saying, "bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks." this phase which happens each month sometimes by choice is known as but not relating to "the time of troubles" aka "hell on earth." during this period I caution all men and women in control to be wary. They usually reside in da kitchen, assume something's wrong if elsewhere.

An extremely misunderstood mental disorder where one believes they have other personalties (or alters) living inside their soul. This person will not have control of what these alters do and usually black out whenever their alters take control. These alters can be different ages, have different dominant sides, different posture, voices, etc.
People will develop this order from not knowing how to deal with abuse or suppressing too much emotion, usually, as a child.
**NOTE: What these people believe is happening in their head is what is happening in their head. They can't control what's happening and most people would get rid of the disorder if they more easily could.
AKA D.I.D.
Alters FUCK EVERYTHING UP FOR THOSE THAT HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS DISORDER. My ex has D.I.D. The beastly version of his own personality (not a legit alter) blocked his memory of me. He did this because I wouldn't have sex with him..well them..so yeah..pretty fucked up.
THIS DISORDER GENUINELY, TRULY SUCKS.