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The sound flatuence makes. Variations - vernting, vernted, vernter, vernts, verntable, vernty. fart Can be added to the beginning any adjective or adverb in a sentence.
That was the loudest vernt I ever heard. I was vernting all the way to the bathroom. I vernted and cleared the room. New movie names: Return of the Vernt. The Vernt Strikes Back.
by Chuck December 18, 2003

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