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2. vern
main man.
"V-E-R-N! Vern, my main man, Vern."
1. Vern
An extremely well endowed man that is well versed in pleasing a women. A pimp, mac or casanova that knows his way around the female sexual experience.
That guy is a real vern in the sack!
3. vern
The act of putting an object under a nipple and pushing up slightly.
I. When Tim plays his acoustic guitar he verns.

II. Today, John verned Susan with his hand and yelled out "Bean Dip!"
4. Vern
the name The Williams gave The Mathis as because there were no 2 Hunters in one party.
YOUR NAME IS NOW VERN. BIGOD.
5. vern
Short for "vernacular". Derogatory term used in Bombay (India) to describe people who were schooled in the local language and thus speak broken english.
He's such a vern, I don't know how you can hang out with him.
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6. Vern
A synonym for weed, marijuana, chronic, maryjane, pot...

Also, a synonym for fuck, shit, damn, or hell.
"Dude, you got the vern? Heres 30 bucks..."

"What the vern were you thinking man! Quit being such a sturb!"
7. Vern
Another word for a penis.
"Wes's locked in the bathroom, churnin' his vern."
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