Cloudy weather 364 days per year
Summer lasts from July 1 to July 14
State Animal is the Carpenter Ant
State Bird is the Mosquito
A whole state where nobody thinks, they just 'feel that....'
Food stamps and government programs are a way of life
Taxes through the roof, pay levels through the floor
If you weren't born there they hate you and make it no secret
The only state that is actually an Eastern European country
Thinks 'the eyes of the world are on them'.
Total state population less than that of many cities.
Women more masculine than some of the men.
Look what it did to Howard Dean. "YAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH!"
"I used to live in Vermont, but I moved back to America."
Vermont has its perks. Theres not much to do here, but the four wheeling is amazing. Snowboarding kicks some major ass, we have some huge stoners
is from here. And of course Ben and Jerry's are from Vermont. If you know who to talk to you will have one hell of a time here. The tailgating parties here are sick. And yes. We have some amazing pot.
person 1: wow vermont is boring
person 2: shut up lets go to the bon fire
A horrible state where horrible people are from. Everyone is so behind in fashion, pop culture and everything else. No one has cable, they all smoke pot and ruin normal people's lives. Vermont is the only state in the country that worships Grace Potter. (If you don't know who she is, you are not from vermont) Anyone who is not a redneck, hick, or hippie hates it.
Jane: I'm moving to Vermont next month.
Rob: I'm so sorry. That place is hell.
Beware of a state as backward as a third-world country, as highly-taxed as Sweden, and thoroughly contaminated with Uranium-- in the drinking water and lakes and streams, in all products produced in the state-- their famous cheeses, dairy products, maple syrup, Organic sure, but so is Uranium. BEWARE!
Vermont State motto: " Guns, Meat, Pies, Cheese + Uranium
Im a native Vermonter from the booming metropolis of Burlington. The magority of my graduating class are in jail, as there is no work to speak of, and if there was, the taxes are so high, the cost of living so rediculous that survival would still be beyond they're reach. I am a welder and have worked all over the country. I've met nice people everywhere except here in podunk, liberal, socialist, anus loving police state...I'm leaving this god forsaken place...and this time I intend to stay gone. VERMONT IS DEAD...Bury it!
vermont is hell on earth
Save haven to pests of all kinds such as hippies
, and homos
. Prides itself on cheese, maple syrup, and ice cream, so fat people, take your self-consciousness-driven anger out on any Vermonter you see. Otherwise known for having nothing going on. Sales tax does exist there, but who cares, anyone with money to spend stays FAR away. Also has group of residents who want to willingly secede and create an independent country. Let 'em go. When we annex Cuba, we'll have an even 50 again.
Vermonter: I had nothing to do all year, so I decided to shoot up road signs, ride my snomobile, hunt, and drink cheap beer.
Other Vermonter: I'm in a perpetual acid flashback
, and am under the impression that you have just sprung a third arm which is attracting all the woodland creatures.
3rd Vermonter: I'm a carpet muncher
even though its the whitest state in the country, we still hard core gangsters!!! no ones harder than a new england gangsta baby! ilovermont!
vermont is a P I M P and every vermonter is black at heart
we're in vermont yo
fo sho mother fucker.