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1. verk
verb, to masturbate.
The Who are verkers.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I Verk Alone"
2. sympathy train
Someone who will just run you over with shit trying to get sympathy. See also attention whore and drama queen
Girl 1: Hey, did you hear about Kelly?
Girl 2: I don't pay attention. She's such a sympathy train.
3. Procrastertainment
Opting for an amusing, time-wasting activity in lieu of completing the fundamental task at hand.
going on facebook instead of browsing business emails is a form of procrastertainment. as is deviating from online research in order to watch youtube videos, and texting friends instead of making the important call.
4. Rocket Fuel
Drink that is made by mixing:

2/3 or more vodka (preferably rubinoff) and energy drink.
Verc wanted to get naughty so he made some rocket fuel.
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