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Ventricular Twerking 

Ventricular Twerking or simply "VT" is an abnormal and life-threatening heart rhythm that occurs when the lower chambers of the heart, called the ventricles, start twerking too quickly. This often produces a wide or thicc QRS and very fast heart rate. Ventricular Twerking can be a complication associated with structural heart disease or heart attacks.

Symptoms that your ventricles may be twerking include:
Syncope/Pre-syncope
Dyspnea
Palpitations

Angina
"Oh my goodness! AV dissociation, ERAD, and a thicc QRS...This is unquestionably ventricular twerking!"
"Hey mom, yesterday I felt some palpitations...Could I be experiencing ventricular twerking?"
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Ventricular Fibrillation

Ventricular fibrillation is a heart rhythm problem that occurs when the heart beats with rapid, erratic electrical impulses. This causes pumping chambers in your heart (the ventricles) to quiver uselessly, instead of pumping blood. The remedy of this is Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation (CPR, which is 30 chest pumps, 2 breaths, defibrillation, adrenaline, repeat)
Surgeon: "The patient in room 0713 is in ventricular fibrillation, we need a defibrillation kit and some adrenaline stat!"

Resuscitator: "Alright, I'm on my way!"

Premature ventricular contractions 

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.
I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

Premature Ventricular Contraction 

when your heart skips a beat.

may be perceived as a "skipped beat" or felt as palpitations in the chest. In a normal heartbeat, the ventricles contract after the atria have helped to fill them by contracting; in this way the ventricles can pump a maximized amount of blood both to the lungs and to the rest of the body . In a PVC, the ventricles contract first, which means that circulation is inefficient. However, single beat PVC arrhythmias do not usually pose a danger and can be asymptomatic in healthy individuals.1

vesticular denimcide 

To take a reasonably worn, in perfect shape, jean jacket and cut off the sleeves to make the ultimate white trash denim-frayed vest. Often seen with biker wannabes and other Joe Dirt personas.
Look I understand that Jimmy, our Applebee's restaurant manager, wants to get a Harley one day, but the big "The Motor Company" back patch on his acid wash denim vest fails on so many levels. Its just a weak display of vesticular denimcide. What a waffle twat.
vesticular denimcide by RocketJohn October 30, 2008

vendicular 

A word created by silly drunk girls. While really a spin off of vehicular manslaughter, the assumed definition (by the silly drunk girls) is when super heros murder people.
"omg super man killed all those people, I can't believe the vendicular murder"
vendicular by luke the gook September 5, 2008

vanticular fold phonation 

that thing Alex Brightman does to make the beedlejuice voice

and you cant seem to find how he dose it on the internet

God help me please
alex can use vanticular fold phonation and go from really the sweetest man in the world to really scary dead guy