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Ventrilojizm

The act of vengefully jizzing upon or within an individual whom you have recently made your cock puppet.
Inmate 1: Did you hear about Frank? He's in the infirmary for anal hemorrhaging.
Inmate 2: Shit, what happened?
Inmate 1: Eh, Big Monty made him a legitimate cock puppet in the showers.
Inmate 2: Oh damn!
Inmate 1: Yep, even finished it with some post-sodomy Ventrilojizm.
Inmate 2: Messy.
Ventrilojizm by MajesticLlama August 20, 2011
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Ventriloquate 

To be taken control of by another person; usually a significant other
Yo, your girl ventriloquated you.
Ventriloquate by Bubbo2k October 19, 2018

Ventrella 

Italian surname, most commonly found in Southern regions. Tend to have large egos, unbelievably good looking, nice people, distributors of excellent banter, in few cases, insane.
Person 1: Dude did you see them?
Person 2: Yeah, I wish I was a Ventrella...
Ventrella by 65432 September 28, 2011

Ventriloquist Teeth 

Its a condition that occurs when you're high AF and the edible gives you such severe cotton mouth and you have no saliva left in your mouth.
Your upper lip sticks to your gums revealing a toothy grin known as "ventriloquist teeth"
Ventriloquist Teeth by High AF September 27, 2015

Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

butt ventriloquist 

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.
(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
butt ventriloquist by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006

Ventrilofist 

The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.

Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.

See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!

Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!

Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!

I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
Ventrilofist by The ADSJ's May 6, 2011