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8. velveeta
THE BEST MUNCHY FOOD EVER! Yellowish in color, DELICIOUS IN TASTE! Velveeta is not something to be overlooked. It falls under diary and pasta categories. Some people have been known to eat it right out of the pot.
Mom i'm fuckin hungy!
MAKE SOME VELVEETA YOU LAZY BASTARD!
1. Velveeta
An orange, semisolid substance usually mistaken for cheese. Under higher temperatures, Velveeta resembles mucilage glue.
What the fuck? You made grilled 'cheese' out of Velveeta??
2. velveeta
An act by a person that is so cheesy, it is beyond cheesiness.
" Jim is velveeta. He cries about everything! He opened his birthday card and cried!"
3. Velveeta
Simply the most amazing and delicious cheese-esque food ever invented. It melts perfectly and stores safely on the shelf for years and years!
Velveeta - it's the creamiest!

Rachel cooked velveeta & hot dogs in her crock-pot in the garage and it was delicious!
4. velveeta
Unsolicited advertising received via fax. The equivalent of spam received on a fax machine.
I came in this morning and there was velveeta all over my fax machine!
by Hitcher Mar 3, 2004 share this add a video
5. velveeta
1. unless you're lactose-intolerant and have a high metabolism, don't bother
2. extremely cheesy and artificial
3. excessively cross-posted (XCP) spam
Quit posting velveeta to more than SIXTY newsgroups!
by Xyzzy Feb 8, 2004 share this add a video
6. velveeta
$olid cheeze whiz. It doesn't even deserve the letter 'S'.
I took velveeta-
and made, a sweater.
by Zach G. Feb 8, 2004 share this add a video
7. velveeta
1. terrible excuse for cheese-related food.
2. not actually food
3. most definately not cheese
Leave it to Newfoundlanders (Newfies) to eat velveeta like it is a food group.
by litty Aug 26, 2003 share this add a video