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The previous definition was submitted as an evil plot to defame the name Velten, by a derranged pirate who's family was killed by a Velten, thus proving that a Velten is indeed ninja.

The true definition of Velten is one who is there but not there; one who is RIGHT BEHIND you, but cannot be seen or detected; one who is sneaky sneaky, and will cause target self injury and possible heart attack.
Be sure to look for any Velten's on the ceiling when entering a dark room.

by Hawk of Fire December 29, 2005

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One who acts like a ninja, but in reality is a pirate.
Hey, is the guy in the warehouse a ninja?

Nah, he's a total velten, man.
by dr. janky December 28, 2005

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