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A velocicunt is a mix of a bitch, cunt, and fugly slut that is moving quickly through its prey and takes a snap at everything and everyone. It's kinda like Kirstie Alley at a buffet. Not pretty.

Cousin to the Cuntosaurus.
Those fat chicks dont stand a chance against a velocicunt like Kay.
by supadupdip March 26, 2010