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1.
1. A very nerdy person on the outside, but to be crazy cool and great in bed.
2. the act of being a nerdy person, yet cool and great in bed.
3. Someone who is attracted to a nerdy person in the hopes that they will be crazy cool and great in bed.
4. The act of seeking out nerdy people of the opposite sex in hopes that they are cool and great in bed.
1. That chick is such a Velma.
2. I know those girls velma.
3. That dude is one horny Velma.
4. That guy is going to velma tonight. He is totally on the prowl already.
by HoserHoe November 10, 2004
 
2.
Verb- To search for your glasses on hands and knees.
1) Jinkeys Scoob! They've got to be here somewhere!
2) My kid walked off with my glasses this morning- I had to Velma for 10 minutes before I found them.
by Andy September 14, 2004
 
3.
A nerdy chick who, despite thick-framed glasses and impossibly mid-length plaid skirts, is still gorgeous and probably a crackwhore in the sack.
Damn! Olga Gertchwindle is a velma! Jinkies!
by plokiju August 16, 2003
 
4.
A nerdy looking girl on the outside, despite her wearing glasses, she is totally hot! Laughs at her own jokes, but is the life of the party!! Super hot and makes her man stand up and take notice! Every one loves Velma. The girls in the in crowd secretly want to be just like her. Even they have a little nerdiness in them!
Bill looked at Velma and stood at attention when he saw how hot she was, nerdy, but hot!
by Johnnvel February 04, 2010
 
5.
Someone, who the morning after being intoxicated, wakes up to find that he or she has lost a variety of personal belongings -- much like the iconic crime-solving teenager from the "Scooby Doo" television series who always lost her glasses.
Ashton: Dude... I was so gone last night. Where the fuck is my wallet? My iPod?

Nick: Damn, dude...you don't remember? You are velma.

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Terri: Damn! I'm so Velma! I don't know where my purse is. Do you think I left it at the party last night?
by ViatheV1 December 20, 2010
 
6.
The nerdy, orange sweater wearing chick who was the meat of the mystery solving gang on scooby-doo. She may be a nerd but she is so fucking hot.
Velma Dace Dinkly is so nerdy on Scooby Doo. Oh I want to give it to her so badly!
by The Pimp's Bologna January 27, 2008
 
7.
The act of receiving ejaculate in or around the eyes, resulting in an uncomfortable squint not unlike Velma from Scooby-Doo.
...so I pulled it out and gave her a velma
by *Ben* November 28, 2005