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Vel⋅entz⋅as vuhl-ehntz-uhs
–noun
An individual of Greek origin who's roots can be traced back -with pinpoint accuracy-to Aristotle. A velentzas can be expected to naturally possess, from the time of birth, an aptitude for bridge engineering, irrigation planing, and debate.

-verb, velentzas, velentzas⋅ing (used with objects)
to expend ones inate velentzasness on matters of higher importance and ultimate consequence.
Michael valentzased his way through mind-crunching questions of nuclear physics and geosensing; a true velentzas of his time.

by Ulrich Schwertzkopf February 11, 2009

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