vagisation 

vagisate - meaning to compensate with vagina.

I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.

I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.

vagisation by Sofi June 20, 2006

vomication 

a formal version of "pooking". To pook or to vomicate is to vomit and defecate simultaneously. Generally, vomication occurs in the morning after a night of excessive drinking. The most common form of vomication is to vomit in a trashcan while defecating in the toilet. Vomication can also occur when a person has fallen exceptionally ill.
Pooking is more commonly used in informal settings such as the home, whereas vomication is used in settings such as a hospital.

"Doctor, Mrs. Helvisham has been vomicating."

"Well doctor, I have been experiencing cold chills, shortness of breath, and vomication."

"Man, I got wasted last night. I was pooking all morning."

vomication by Sam (the bodahof) May 13, 2006

spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

spontaneous vagination by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

Vagitation

Excessive pubic hair on a woman.

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.

Vagitation by moonminer December 13, 2007

vehication 

When you go on "vehication", you spend more time in your vehicle than at any particular destination. It started as a slang from the southern part of the United States, and is a combination of "vehicle" and "vacation".

Many young people do things like this, because they always want to visit as many places as possible in a very short time frame.

Ross Darrow was extremely tired after his weekend, because he spent it on vehication to San Antonio.

vehication by Brandon_Texas August 11, 2009

vagcation 

a hiatus from sex; a vacation for your vagina.

"We've been boning constantly, I think I'm gonna have to take a vagcation."

vagcation by Nikki 2k May 13, 2010

Vegetation Rights

The right to vegetate.

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.

Vegetation Rights by Sacul! December 18, 2008