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vegi-curious

The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size! Yay!
vegi-curious by PixieTwilight December 24, 2008
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A meat'less barbeque (BBQ), consists of only vegetables on the fire, coals or gas.

A BBQ for vegetarians/vegans
Jan: Hey man, fancy coming to ours for a Vegi-Q?
Lou: Sure thing! I'll stack up on the Corn on the cob and Portobello mushrooms :)
Vegi-Q by Lowrinse July 25, 2011

Vegi-Tard 

And obnoxious vegetarian or vegan (usually a member of Peta or Peta2) who believes in pushing their views on you. Will confront anyone they see eating meat products and tell them they are in the wrong. Will go to great lengths to do these things even though people will generally ignore their presence all together.

Very Annoying.

Will sometimes try knocking the meat out of your hand. Sometimes ending in a physical altercation.
Vegi-Tard-Stop eating meat! How would you feel if someone was eating you?!?!

Person-Well if they were able to eat me and they were hungry then they can, dumb ass Vegi-Tard
Vegi-Tard by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

vegi-curious

The process the awakening of sexual awareness pertaining to self-gratification by use of common, every-day fruits and vegetables.
Hiawatha, after an explosion of painful lesions and weeping eruptions in her genital area, made the wise decision to refrain from making any more purchases at her grocer's heavily pesticide-laden produce isle; instead, she would take the advice of other vegi-curious singles, and she would satisfy herself only with selections from her local farmer's market- with zucchinis which were not only organically grown, but happily elephantine in size!
vegi-curious by Pixie Twilight December 25, 2008

Vegi-Weiner 

a) a very flacid peice of male genitalia
b) a vegetarian hotdog
c) a male whom barely uses his genatalia
hey im vegan, can you grab me a Vegi-weiner from the hotdog stand?
Vegi-Weiner by Cloud Puncher February 10, 2010

vegicide 

when veggies and fruits, so innocent and un-empowered, are plucked out by the roots, to be greedily devoured
How many victims have died from vicious vegan vegicide?!