The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.

Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
by Cult Watcher April 06, 2003
A person who doesn't eat meat for moral or health reasons. Some people think that one person being a vegetarian doesn't make a difference when in fact, 1 person being a vegetarian for 1 year saves about 100 animal's lives. YEs, it is natural to eat meat, but now it is completely unessasary to kill animals because we have alternatives. People are jsut to lazy to try tofu.
ass hole-"hey, want some bbq pig carcass?"

me- "bitch please, I'm a vegetarian"
by veggiesssssssss May 30, 2009
Vegetarians are people who are so against the killing of animals for food, that they condemn themselves to eating vegetables for the rest of their lives.
Carnivorous Person: Hey man want some bacon?

Vegetarian: Sorry, I don't like the fact that someone killed the animal that it came from, therefore I will continue to eat this lettuce leaf
by 1nfinitycraft November 30, 2013
A person who does not eat nor do they believe in eating meat, fish or fowl. They're often devoted to or advocating this practice.
Person A: "Want a hambuger?"
Person B: "Nah, I'm a vegetarian."
by literatehuman May 08, 2010
people who believe, for health reasons, that eating American-sized portions of meat contributes to heart disease and other disgusting ways to die

... and/or

people who believe, for moral reasons, that we should not eat other living things with brains and nervous systems

... not to be confused for people who claim that we were "designed" to eat only vegetables (and by the way, not all vegetables have cellulose, you big fat poser), or people who "kill plants" (even if eating plants were morally wrong on any level, at the very least, vegetarians - even part-time ones - are less murderous than full-time meateaters)
by Anonymous August 18, 2003
Someone who is lean under the optimal gorging conditions of a rich 1st world nation and often noticeably starving in most 3rd world nations.

Yeah its almost impossible for most people to get fat for lean times on a vegetarian diet. So vegetarian usually spells rich or at least well to do.
Pay attention junior burglar, an experienced thief can measure someone's wealth by watching the diet they eat. Regular fast food burgers means poor and a varied healthy vegetarian diet means loaded.

Its a rare Somalian who survives as a vegetarian. Red Cross suggestions be damned a pound of cow goes as far as 3-4 pounds of rice. And stringy cow is almost as easily available since they can survive and grow on dusty grass.
by Humans are meat February 15, 2010
An evil type of person that takes joy in murdering helpless fruits, vegetables, and other nonmeat products that can't run away. These peopleare so selfish, that they would rather substitute a helpless carrot for a tasty cheeseburger.
Everytime I see a vegetarian eating a salad, i think: "My god!!! That head of lettuce had no chance..."
by floppers16 December 27, 2009
a person woh eats no meat or poultry products. and on most parts wears no fur or leather. NOT THE SAME THING AS A VEGAN!
a: "oh. so you're vegan?"
b: "uhh. o im a vegetarian. they are two completly different things"
by the little mermaid July 12, 2006

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