The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.

Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
by Cult Watcher April 06, 2003
An ancient derogatory term for an idiot who cannot hunt nor fish.
Modern day usage:
Tom: 'Whats 9+10?'
Jack: '21!'
Tom: 'JACK YOU VEGETARIAN!'
Jack: 'chuckl'd.'
by theretortstand. December 01, 2014
a person who does not eat meat, and sometimes other animal products, esp. for moral, religious, or health reasons.
John was a vegetarian because he didn't like the idea of eating animals
by Wordiewordielove March 28, 2013
"Vegetarian," in a lesser-known sense of the word, refers to an ethnicity. Like other more commonly acknowledged minority groups, vegetarians are united by certain elements in their physical makeup (in this case, a general insufficiency of nutrients, such as iron and protein), and a shared heritage (vegetarians commonly view non-meat-eaters as their forefathers). Vegetarian, like, for example, "hispanic," refers to a large group of people who share a similar outlook on the world; this concept of possessing a common perspective is characteristic of ethnic groups. While members of other ethnic groups may share commonalities such as skin color and language, vegetarians share more internal commonalities, like the absence of certain foods being digested within their bodies.
Taken from the 2020 Census:

Please indicate your ethnicity using the options below.
- Hispanic
- Non-Hispanic
- Vegetarian
by AvocadosLiveInFrance November 02, 2011
When someone tries to start a beef with you, you recline.
"My friend didn't believe me when I told him that she was cheating on him. He tried to started beef with me but I went vegetarian on him and I just walked away."
by Silver36013 September 30, 2009
A common word used in the description of Onision our cuck king
"Puny meat eaters are inferior to our vegetarian cuck king Onision. You are likely to die faster fools"
by One of Onisions Cuck Warriors August 03, 2016
Vegetarians are people who are so against the killing of animals for food, that they condemn themselves to eating vegetables for the rest of their lives.
Carnivorous Person: Hey man want some bacon?

Vegetarian: Sorry, I don't like the fact that someone killed the animal that it came from, therefore I will continue to eat this lettuce leaf
by 1nfinitycraft November 30, 2013
A vegetarian is someone who does not eat any meat of any type (steak,pork,bacon,KFC,you get the point)and instead decides to eat plant life (cucumbers,pears,corn,tofu,etc.)Most vegetarians are NOT stoner hippies, nor fuckheads who try to spread the "meat is murder" mind-state. if a vegetarian is publicly announced,it usually ends up a "dick-fight' between said vegan and a crowd.
steve the vegetarian:Can I get a veggie burger?

cashier:WHAT,YOU THINK YOU`RE BETTER THEN ME,I BET YOU`RE ONE OF THOSE 9/11`ERS!

steve:what,9/11ers?the fuck is that?

cashier:THIS IS AMERICA,I CAN EAT A STEAK IF I WANT TO!

steve:wtf?

cashier:USA USA USA,FUCK IRAQ,FUCK THE AFRUAH-AMERICANS,MAH DADDA WAS IN NAM FO YOUR ASS!

*walks out door*

cashier:YEEEHAW, SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by a stoned toaster September 11, 2010
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