The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.

Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
by Cult Watcher April 06, 2003
someone who doesn't eat meat products, either including or not including eggs and dairy products. Also, the sexiest people on the planet.
I may be vegetarian, but I still enjoy some pleasures of the flesh
by reach28 November 30, 2006
A plant killer.
A vegetarian like me
by TheMuse August 01, 2008
Ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish, or ride.
Person: I'm a vegetarian.

person B: So you can't hunt, eh?
by Zora1322 November 02, 2010
A vegetarian person is someone who eats no meat, i.e. food during production of which an animal is killed. People that appear to be vegetarian but eat poultry and/or fish are called semi-vegetarians. Lacto-vegetarians avoid, aside of meat, eggs as well, ovo-vegetarians milk, and vegans both and sometimes even honey.

There are various arguments&reasons for vegetarianism:
1) Health; some people believe meat isn't healthy. Some of the arguments using this idea are right, such us very low percent of obese vegtarians and averagely low pressure vegetarians often have; many are fake, for example impotence etc. A health problem with vegetarianism is that an average person gets most of their protein (which we build our cells from) from meat, but it is also to be found elsewhere.
2) Religion; Some Hinduist or Jainist doctrines see eating meat a wrong thing, and so do some of its followers.
3) Dislike the taste.
4) Environmental; it requires more means to grow food, then feed animals with it and then kill them than to eat the grown food itself. Also, the farm animals produce some of the greenhouse gases.
5) Moral; some people see eating meat immoral, because through the act you claim that you agree with killing (or even torturing or somehow ruining its life in case of loads of factory farms) an animal. Moral arguments include "you wouldn't kill/eat your dog", "there is no difference between killing an animal for food and doing so for fun, which is wrong" etc.
A: I became a vegetarian yesterday. I found some videos on the internet and were disgused by what is happening in factory farms. I like animals and don't agree with harming them.
B: Does that mean you don't eat any meat?
A: Yes.
by Kuakorma May 15, 2010
A person who isn't fucking scared of him.
I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him
by I'mnotcertain November 29, 2010
A person who chooses (for ethical, religious, health, or personal reasons) to abstain from eating the flesh of animals.

Vegetarians tend to be thinner, healthier, and have less body fat than meat-eaters. This is because many vegetarians realize the health benefits to eating a purely meat-free diet and adopt other healthy habits (no smoking, no excess alcohol, regular exercise, etc).

Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians are not preachy. You do not need to 'feel bad' about eating meat around them. They have usually made the choice for themselves and live a peaceful lifestyle that doesn't involve forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats.
Would you like a hot dog?
No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Oh okay, we have some veggie burgers if you would like one.
Yes, thank you very much!
by Conroys April 21, 2009
a person who doesn't eat meat and, contrary to popular belief, is not always gay, because afterall gay people like meat (up the ass... but still)
Mark: Want some steak?
Jake: I'm a vegetarian.
Mark: Are you gay!?
Jake: No you asshole.

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