The idiots who try to tell us that soy beans substitute meat. They also forget that humans are designed with CANINE teeth to rip apart flesh, and a short digestive system that contains hydrochloric acid to quickly break down protein within 2 hours. Also, humans are NOT designed to eat only vegetables because WE CANNOT DIGEST CELLULOSE!!!! if we WERE true herbivores, we would have more than one stomach, and bacteria that cn break down cellulose. We also have large brains because of millions of years of eating MEAT and NOT tofu, plus we HAD to eat meat because we evolved in a place where food was hard to find so we had to eat what we could get, including animals.
Yup. I agree that Vegetarianists are incredibly stupid to ignore a few simple aspects of human anatomy.

Let's put all the Vegetarianists on an island and populate it with lions, mosquitos, ticks, bears, crocodiles, snakes, wolves, and cougars, and enjoy watching the Vegetarianists try to preach their religious nonsense to these animals who will see them as food.
by Cult Watcher April 06, 2003
A person who subsides on a diet excluding all meat, poultry and fish. Some vegetarians don't eat animal products as well (milk, cheese, eggs, etc.). Reasons for becoming a vegetarian are wide and varied. Some people do it for their health, some do it for economic purposes, etc.

An annoying aspect of vegetarians is their pushiness about it. Some can make you feel guilty about eating meat (Example 1), by telling you how wrong and cruel the creatures' conditions were. Yes, it's wrong, but it's a business, and it's efficient. That, sadly, is how the business must be run.
Another part of their pushiness is the odd number of facts they throw out at you that have no relevance to the situation at hand and do not help you understand the situation better (Example 2). They also do not realize that death is a part of life. In order for things to live, they have to kill another thing (except for organisms that use photosynthesis). In order for a wolf to live, it has to kill a rabbit. Death and life are intertwined, and it's natural. It's gone on that way for millions of years. Yes, we can stop eating the meat and still be healthy, but people will keep on eating them. Not eating them to "ease the suffering", which is natural in itself is foolish and doesn't work. Yes, the scale it is pulled out on is sickening and cruel, but there is no need to tell the rest of us about it.

Whatever your cause is for being a vegetarian, keep it to yourself. Bitching about it endlessly doesn't help the situation. Do something about it if it is so horrible. Just boycotting doesn't work.
1) Alex: I'll take the steakburger.
Mandy: That cow was tortured its whole life in a cage and constantly kept pregnant. How can you eat that, you PIG.
Alex: I just wanted a burger!

2)Alex: The game last night was awesome.
Mandy: Did you know that being a vegetarian can cut your risk of cancer in HALF?
Alex: Where is that duct tape?

The basic idea of the vegetarians is noble, but they refuse to go any further in helping the animals.
by Angus the SuperDuck June 18, 2005
A very popular diet to have in modern society today. Many vegetarians claim that eating meat is a "thing of the past" and our canine teeth are "relics of an older humanity" or some other hippie shit. If early man ate nothing but vegetables, we would be a VERY different race of people and no one seems to realize that. Humanity was based on meat; whether or not you could find meat could signal the end of your tribe. If the homo sapien species were herbivores, we would all be shorter, weaker, slower, etc. In short, the world would be populated with hippies, instead of guys like the US Marines. You think THEY'RE vegetarians?

You traitor. :P

Bottom line: Eating meat is in your fucking blood. You can try to get around it, but it's been there since the dawn of humanity.
Honestly people, do you think body builders get as big as they do by being vegetarians?
by Vote for Hippie Death Camps April 30, 2006
vegetariansthey are just people that make meat eaters feel bad about what they eat and they worship peta and they make commercial with hot ass chick which doesnt really help it only makes you more hornier. they make you feel responsible about eating meat note you are not responsible your undirectibly unresponsible its not like you killed the cow your self eat and they donate money to websites to peta and whatnot dnt give in to vegetarians
vegetarian kid "dnt eat meat ur reaponsible become vegetarian"
meat eater "stupid cunt is he supposed to make us feel bad and expect us to throw away our burgers fucking vegetarians"
by relentless™ April 02, 2009
A person who suffers from an insane, freak brain disorder which causes them to not want to eat meat!!! It is believed that the disorder comes from the tree-hugging, crazed environmentalist idea that killing animals is wrong, among other similar reasons.

Like zombies, they will try to convert you into one of them by looking down on you while you enjoy a bacon double cheeseburger in McDonalds, and may use phrases such as "how could you eat a dead animal carcass" and "you make me sick". If this happens to you, make sure you fight back by emphasizing your enjoyment of the meat product as much as possible, making orgasmic noises while you eat. This seems to have an effect on the soul of the veggie, digging into their deep, hidden desire for meat.
Me: hey karis let's get a meat feast pizza... mmmmm.. pepperoni.. ham.. sausage.. *drools*

Karis: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

Me: NOOO!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU CONVERT ME!! AAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!! *runs screaming out of restaurant*
by lew90 July 06, 2006
A person who is a crazy ass motherfucker
woah though people are vegetarians
by cheer4rhams101 October 27, 2007
Someone who doesn't have the balls/willpower to go vegan.
person a: HEY yo, Bob, wanna go to Mcdonalds?
person b: HOW DARE YOU? What type of sick mother fucker are you Augustus? I'm a vegetarian *proud look*, i don't believe in the horrendous abuse animals suffer each and every day just for your pleasure *evil glare directed from person b to person a* person b bites into dairy queen's extra large chocolate icecream extravaganza after this exersion.
in struts vegan dude
vegan dude: hey dudes, wanna go to veg planet and get some awesome soy smoothies?
person b: YEESH, just because i'm a vegetarian, doesn't mean i'm some psychopathic tree hugging hippie who eats nothing but vegetables *rolls eyes*, what do you take me for anyway?
vegan dude: I thought you were a vegetarian? I mean, aren't you against animal exploitation?
person b: Well duh! tucks into more dairy queen chocolate extra large icecream extravaganza. Jesus, you vAYgans, give us all a bad name... As if animals are harmed for this points towards half eaten dairy queen extra large chocolate extravaganza. You guys are all gonna die anyway, everyone KNOWS you must drink the milk of another species to remain healthy, thats what my teacher said *turns on Avril Lavigne cd*.
vegan dude recoils in pain from such poor taste in music, but being the buff vegan he is, persists
Vegan dude: Don't you know that cows have to produce ten times more milk than they would normally? That because of this massive weight on their udders, they develop the painful disease, mastitis which causes pus to leak into the very milk you drink? Haven't you heard that the cow's babies are ripped from their mothers within the first 2 days of their birth so that they can then be turned into veal? Don't you know that the cows are then killed after about five years old because they have stopped producing enough milk? How can you eat that pus infected crap? *points towards dairy queens extra large chocolate extravaganza icecream*
person a is visibly stunned
person a: whoa, shit man, that's awful *has hurt face*... Whoa i'm never gonna eat animal products again! person a grabs leaflets and runs off towards veg planet in search of satisfying vegan food, and interesting vegan people.
meanwhile, person b continues eating extra large dairy queen chocolate extravaganza.
vegan dude: So, what about going vegan then? It's not that hard to be vegan, infact with all these new alternatives it's never been easier *hands person b a soy icecream* if you want, i'd gladly help you make the right steps to going vegan friendly smile.
person b: How dare you preach to me, you vegan nazi you? What, do you think you're better than everyone else? HUH HUH? *slaps vegan soy icecream on the floor* more glaring. Just because i eat icecream that doesn't mean i'm evil! *is blatanlty oblivious to the way he just treated person a* You're all the same you vaygans, what do you think you can control the world? HUH HUH? You take things too far! what next? you gonna start saying vegetables have feelings HUH HUH? I mean, yeah precisely why do you eat plants? huh? they have lives, yeeesh, poor plants, you're so cruel, fucker!
vegan dude: There is a big difference to chopping up a carrot, to chopping up a baby calf *rolls eyes*.
person b: Well icecream tastes good, you depressed emo attention seeking piece of shit of a nazi terrorist! vegan dude rolls eyes more, while staring at punk clothes person b is wearing bought from hot topic, and notices anarchy signs on person b's shirt, knowing full well that person b is an avid supporter of Bush. If animals have to suffer for my icecream, then so be it! person b, realising he has shown his true colours looks at floor mumbling something about how we need calcium.
vegan dude: don't go around calling yourself an animal rights activist when you support such blatant animal abuse! walks off, his buff vegan muscles seen through his "go vegan!" shirt, people stare admiringly in his direction.
person b meanwhile begins convulsing on the floor suffering from a heart attack caused by one too many extra large dairy queen chocolate extravaganzas.
by Vegan! September 10, 2005
Plant Killers
The Plant Killing Hippies, also known as vegetarians, eat no meat because they only like grass.
by Sean Grube March 12, 2003

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