Someone who doesn't have the balls/willpower to go vegan.
person a: HEY yo, Bob, wanna go to Mcdonalds?
person b: HOW DARE YOU? What type of sick mother fucker are you Augustus? I'm a vegetarian *proud look*, i don't believe in the horrendous abuse animals suffer each and every day just for your pleasure *evil glare directed from person b to person a* person b bites into dairy queen's extra large chocolate icecream extravaganza after this exersion.
in struts vegan dude
vegan dude: hey dudes, wanna go to veg planet and get some awesome soy smoothies?
person b: YEESH, just because i'm a vegetarian, doesn't mean i'm some psychopathic tree hugging hippie who eats nothing but vegetables *rolls eyes*, what do you take me for anyway?
vegan dude: I thought you were a vegetarian? I mean, aren't you against animal exploitation?
person b: Well duh! tucks into more dairy queen chocolate extra large icecream extravaganza. Jesus, you vAYgans, give us all a bad name... As if animals are harmed for this points towards half eaten dairy queen extra large chocolate extravaganza. You guys are all gonna die anyway, everyone KNOWS you must drink the milk of another species to remain healthy, thats what my teacher said *turns on Avril Lavigne cd*.
vegan dude recoils in pain from such poor taste in music, but being the buff vegan he is, persists
Vegan dude: Don't you know that cows have to produce ten times more milk than they would normally? That because of this massive weight on their udders, they develop the painful disease, mastitis which causes pus to leak into the very milk you drink? Haven't you heard that the cow's babies are ripped from their mothers within the first 2 days of their birth so that they can then be turned into veal? Don't you know that the cows are then killed after about five years old because they have stopped producing enough milk? How can you eat that pus infected crap? *points towards dairy queens extra large chocolate extravaganza icecream*
person a is visibly stunned
person a: whoa, shit man, that's awful *has hurt face*... Whoa i'm never gonna eat animal products again! person a grabs leaflets and runs off towards veg planet in search of satisfying vegan food, and interesting vegan people.
meanwhile, person b continues eating extra large dairy queen chocolate extravaganza.
vegan dude: So, what about going vegan then? It's not that hard to be vegan, infact with all these new alternatives it's never been easier *hands person b a soy icecream* if you want, i'd gladly help you make the right steps to going vegan friendly smile.
person b: How dare you preach to me, you vegan nazi you? What, do you think you're better than everyone else? HUH HUH? *slaps vegan soy icecream on the floor* more glaring. Just because i eat icecream that doesn't mean i'm evil! *is blatanlty oblivious to the way he just treated person a* You're all the same you vaygans, what do you think you can control the world? HUH HUH? You take things too far! what next? you gonna start saying vegetables have feelings HUH HUH? I mean, yeah precisely why do you eat plants? huh? they have lives, yeeesh, poor plants, you're so cruel, fucker!
vegan dude: There is a big difference to chopping up a carrot, to chopping up a baby calf *rolls eyes*.
person b: Well icecream tastes good, you depressed emo attention seeking piece of shit of a nazi terrorist! vegan dude rolls eyes more, while staring at punk clothes person b is wearing bought from hot topic, and notices anarchy signs on person b's shirt, knowing full well that person b is an avid supporter of Bush. If animals have to suffer for my icecream, then so be it! person b, realising he has shown his true colours looks at floor mumbling something about how we need calcium.
vegan dude: don't go around calling yourself an animal rights activist when you support such blatant animal abuse! walks off, his buff vegan muscles seen through his "go vegan!" shirt, people stare admiringly in his direction.
person b meanwhile begins convulsing on the floor suffering from a heart attack caused by one too many extra large dairy queen chocolate extravaganzas.
November 27, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
A bad hunter. Someone who survives by consuming not food, but the stuff that food eats.
The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot.
Techinically a person who eats no meat or dead animal products. Some choose so for ethical reasons while others may simply be grossed out by the prospect of eating flesh. Despite claims to the contrary, most vegetarians are not elitist or prejudiced. Another false argument also includes that eating only plant matter kills more rodents, etc which it doesn't. In order to eat beef for instance, it takes far more energy and resources to grow food for them (as opposed to eating it directly) and then killing the cows on top of it. There've been many proposals for third world countries to focus on farming as opposed to ranching because, if done properly, it takes far less resources and land space. Another common argument is that it "destroys your body" which is blatantly false. It's actually very easy to get sufficient amounts of protein as well as other nutritional necesseties. While in the past it may have been necessary to eat animals to get by, many argue that it no longer is. Our canines are a "left over" so to speak of our evolution in the past.
Despite all this, and despite that most vegetarians are non-judgmental and aren't affiliated with PETA in anyway, many get a good dose of humor out of bashing them. Presumably because the concept of not eating meat challenges their manhood and they need to defend their metaphorical dick size.
I've been a vegetarian for years, since I was 16. The rest of my family has always eaten meat but I (like most others) don't hold it against them. But you can't convince the morons of that.
*at dinner with a group of people*
Person A: Yeah, I'll have a vegetarian burrito please.
Person B: OH GOD. Oh what, are you a VEGETARIAN? Huh? You think you're too good for us?
Person A: Uhhh, no.
Person B: Yeah, I can see it in your eyes! You're not gonna stop the rest of us I hope you know!
Person A: You knowwww.... I really didn't plan on it. Eat what you want; it's your choice.
Person B: I told you you can't stop us! GOD, what is it with you people?! I'll bet you're a FASCIST too aren't ya? And a faggot. GOD, you make me sick. I bet you just can't STAND the thought of me eating a steak, can you? Huh? HUH?
Person A: Wow, you're an idiot.
A secret underground society that takes pleasure in torturing fruits and vegetables. They also are trying to monopolize the bottled water market.
The vegetarian continued peeling the banana, despite it's blood-curdling screams of pain and horror.
Someone who does not eat meat. This includes fish and poultry, although some people claim to be 'modified vegetarians' and will eat these. Not to be confused with a vegan, who is someone who, in addition to meat, avoids milk, eggs, and the like.
'My vegetarian friend likes chocolate milk, but my vegan friend will only drink soymilk.'
A person who does not eat meat, including birds and fish. Many times vegetarians believe that killing animals today for food is immoral and unnecessary because we are able to survive off of other foods. A person who doesn't eat any meat except for fish is a pescatarian. A person who doesn't eat any meat or other animal products such as eggs, milk, and cheese is a vegan.
There are meat eaters, pescatarians, vegetarians, vegans, and raw foodists (which becomes obsessive compulsive in my opinion).
1) Someone who must constantly justify him/herself, due to the fact that many meat-eaters feel threatened/intimidated by vegetarians and react by making ignorant, offensive comments to make themselves feel better.
2) One who does not eat meat. This includes fish and poultry (chicken and fish are not plants!)
not to be confused with vegan
I'll have the vegetarian pizza, please.
1)A person who doesn't eat any kind of meat, including fish or poultry.
2)An awesome person.
Many omnivores think that we go around preaching every damn minute of the day about our opinions...NEWSFLASH, not every vegetarian does that you know.
Meat eater: Hey look there's a stupid vegetarian, hey are you gonna preach to us?
Vegetarian: Um..no. Go away.