1. Usaully a nice, considerate person who cares about their body and animals. They're sweet and a little hippy-ish, but totally okay. Give them a hug.
2. An annoying as hell future PETA member who looks down on you for eating naturally. Probably loves animals more than people, and will tell this to you and their children because they have a stick up their ass and fart dust. They give vegetarians a BAD reputation. Fuck 'em.
1. That vegetarian girl was really nice; she shared her carrot sticks and gave me some diet tips.
person 1: Hey want pepperoni on your pizza?
person 2: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
person 1: Okay, that's cool.
2. That fucking bitch was a vegetarian so she spat on my hamburger and then cried over some chicken wings, and then clawed my eyes out when I told her I like meat. I hope her cat shits on her pillow.
person 1: Hey want pepperoni on your pizza?
person 2: OH MY GOD YOU EVIL ROTTEN FAT MONSTER, HOW DARE YOU EAT A POOR DEFENSELESS LITTLE ANIMAL!! ROT IN HELL!!!
person 1: ...fucking vegetarian.
A high-octane severely foul-smelling fart that's commonly associated with people on a steady diet of organic, gas-producing vegetables such as broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale, (brussels) sprouts, cauliflower, and hijiki; any fart with the pungent, hot, sulfuric, unbelievably strong smell reminiscent of a trip to a volcanic hotspot.
A mnemonic device useful when grocery shopping to help you avoid vegetables that cause intense gas pain and severely stinky farting: B(roccoli) R(adishes) U(lloco) K(ale) S(prouts, brussels) C(auliflower) H(ijiki).
Onomatopoeia for the sound made in passing a big, severely stinky, sulfurous fart.
The act of passing intestinal gas so foul, hot, and sulfur-smelling that even the most polite people around can't help but flee your general vicinity, like they are running for their lives from a volcanic eruption.
1. Rob cleared out the whole gym when he was doing squats and passed a bruksch so hot and foul it stank the whole place up for an hour.
2. My trainer at the gym taught me to use the BRUKSCH mnemonic device to avoid veggies that make my farts stink so bad, so I can stop buying so much broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale, brussels sprouts, cauliflower, hijiki, and other gas-producers like that.
3. Did you hear the bruksch that vegetarian girl passed at lunch and then tried to blame on the table next to her? That was priceless.
3. About a half hour after chowing down on all the broccoli, radishes, ulloco, kale and other organic veggies she loaded her plate with at the Whole Foods salad bar, Terri bruksched so bad the stench cleared out not only the office but most of downtown Indianapolis.
a vegetarian fart, with overtones of yamm and beets. undertones of brie.
"Oh hell no. I think that granola-lesbian just yammed down this aisle"
A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
The term used when one breaks wind.
More commonly associated with fat people breaking wind.
Other participles include 'heggling' heggled' and the person who heggles is of course called 'the heggler'
After consuming vegetarian frankfurters, Goliath bent over and the trapped methane excaped through his rectum.
David: "OMG, what was that? Did you just... heggle?!?"
Goliath: "Sorry I can't help it, these veggie frankfurters turn me into a right old heggler!"
1) A portmanteau of the words vegetarian and poser. This term commonly is associated with a person who becomes a vegetarian for superficial or foolish reasons, rather than understanding the true meaning of vegetarianism. Can also be spelled vegetariposeur.
2) A derogatory term for a vegetarian.
Vegetariposer: Oh my gosh, I can now fit into a size zero and, like, become popular by being a vegetarian! And I'm soo straight-edge! I'm totally getting a date to the prom with the popular boy!
Real Vegetarian: Shut up, vegetariposer. You don't understand the true meaning of vegetarianism, do you?
Bully: Wow, you're such a vegetariposer with your tofu garbage! Tofu smells like fart and it makes you ugly! No wonder you don't have a girlfriend!
Vegetarian: At least I'm not the one who'll be getting mad cow disease and being a fatty from all that McDonald's crap.