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1. vegetable
1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.
What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.
by Fatass Feb 21, 2003 add a video
2. Vegetable
Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.
Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.
3. Vegetable
You better eat your vegetables, or you can't have any meat.
by rpfeff Nov 19, 2003 add a video
4. Vegetable
an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents
so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!
by jagged rock.com Apr 3, 2005 add a video
5. Vegetable
Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard
Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O
6. vegetable
A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.
You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.
by Matress_of_evil Jan 22, 2005 add a video
7. vegetable
asian slang for dumb blonde.
I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.
by got rice? Mar 7, 2005 add a video
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