verbage 

A commonly used, but nonexistent word meant as a synonym for "copy" or "text". The word verbage doesn't actually exist in the English language. The word "verbiage" does, but it has a slightly different meaning.

"Hey, Lulu, would you mind shortening up the verbage in the third paragraph here?"

"Sure, if 'verbage' actually existed, which it doesn't."

verbage by tichaelmucker October 17, 2008

verbage 

A made up word that is used by people who want to sound cool when talking about the way something is written. These people frequently use other big and/or made up words to impress people around them.

I didn't understand the verbage in the email communication I received from Sally. Near as I could tell, she was talking about an anomaly with the pop machine that allowed people to get free soda, but much to my chagrin it only vended for her, not me.

verbage by Patty O' Sheagrins November 22, 2010

verbagra 

verbal viagra; oratory so compelling & inspirational that it provokes a wonderful tingling in the crotchal region

What distinguishes a truly game-changing CEO from the merely competent is his/her verbagra game. The leader that inspires mind, soul, body, and crotch of his/her frontline employees is the one destined to steer the company to great heights.

verbagra by bizletic April 26, 2019

verbage 

A variant on the word "verbiage" (meaning verbosity) that typically refers to written, official text.

From a recipient point of view, verbage refers to the "word garbage" of form letters, websites, and other official correspondence that is by nature impersonal.

From a business point of view, verbage refers to the word choice, grammar, and writing style of text for public reading. Particular word choice and structure is often discussed in a committee setting before official text is published.

Sally: "What does the letter say?"
John: "Oh, it's just a bunch of verbage. They didn't hire me."

"Paul,
I think we need to adjust the verbage I highlighted on page two. It might present a legal liability for us."

verbage by twitchbrain November 23, 2011

veetaging 

laughing so hard to the point where you can't type or breathe, you're literally dying.

I VANT BRETSGGE IM VEETAGING

veetaging by attitudei July 6, 2017

verbage 

word placement, relating to the correct usage of one or more words. Usually used to point out the misakes of saying something wrong.

Marty used bad verbage when she said, "tripiplicated" instead of triplicate.

verbage by Rex B March 22, 2004

verbage 

Refers to the dumb phrases on t-shirts, especially those sold at Hot Topic. These phrases usually make no sense.

"Did you check the new verbage?"
"Yeah. . .some shit about a hamster. . ."

verbage by Lori November 1, 2004