Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"

*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

frozen mixed vegetable cocks by dat nigga yoyo July 9, 2016

Vegetables hulk 

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this

Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

Vegetables hulk by Flamango subscribe to Flamango April 16, 2020

Vegetable Lasagna 

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.

Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!

Vegetable Lasagna by Penny P August 15, 2008

vegetable 

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

vegetable by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.

wedding vegetables by Jackson Tomlinson July 20, 2007

eat your vegetables 

To make a responsible though unfavorable choice in work, school or life in general. To get ahead in your work to avoid the stress of doing in it later on deadline.

You need to just eat your vegetables and start that research paper instead of play Xbox.

I seriously ate my vegetables and went to the library to work on my dissertation.

eat your vegetables by Homeless Dave October 25, 2005