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An acronym for the victorian certificate of attempted learning.

This can also be used as a derogatory term in replacement of any indecent language.
Vcal! Why is this wrong?

I need to take a vcal.

Why the vcal are you doing that Beth?

Beth, you are pure vcal.
by anonymous.............. June 23, 2011

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