VCA 

Violent Crazy Armed

Don't cheat on your boyfriend he's VCA he won't hurt you he will just kill the guy

VCA by armed boyfriend March 28, 2009

Vca.machete 

Vca.machete is a hench gymlad who sits on his xbox all day playing fortnite and trying to become a btec faZe Sway on creative.

See also Chaotic Machete

My friend is such a vca.machete.

Vca.machete by NickCopyright November 28, 2019

hole-punch the vcard

lose one's virginity.

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.

hole-punch the vcard by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

VCAL 

A place for retards.

"Lachie is so retarded"

"yeah he's in VCAL"

VCAL by vcekid July 1, 2019

vcard

The virgin card. If you have your own card, you're still a virgin. When you are devirginized, you give your card to the devirginizer. If you have at least two vcards, you're a card collector.

Yup, I still have my vcard.

Frank's going out with another vcard. He's a card collector, fo' real man.

vcard by Strudel October 26, 2005

vCard

A fairly standard system for online business cards. Not to be confused with V card, which means virginity. However, should you confuse the two, the results should be pretty good.

Coworker 1: Hello Coworker 2! I just finally got my cubicle and corporate computer account set up, want me to send you my vCard in celebration?

Coworker 2: Alright! Meet you in the janitor's closet in two minutes ;-*

vCard by Maxtion October 30, 2008

vcal 

An acronym for the victorian certificate of attempted learning.

This can also be used as a derogatory term in replacement of any indecent language.

Vcal! Why is this wrong?

I need to take a vcal.

Why the vcal are you doing that Beth?

Beth, you are pure vcal.

vcal by anonymous.............. June 23, 2011