v block beatdown 

what youre gonna get if you keep hatin' on my v block boys. they will rock your dome then bang you out one punch

that guy got his dome rocked in a v block beatdown

v block beatdown by j-rob mad fresh May 16, 2010

vlock 

A gun that can be set at different velocities

The vlock was set to 25% to drop the criminal yet not kill him.

vlock by speech teach March 1, 2017

V-block 

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

V-block by missmissy May 12, 2013

V block 

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

V block by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

vlock 

(adjective)
When someone does something mildly cringey and/or stupid, so you vlock them/call them vlocky

e.g.
Alistair: hehe i just said a yo mama joke to the teacher hehe haha
Brian: man you're so vlocky yo mama jokes died long ago

vlock by bob the blob (blob) June 9, 2022

Velock 

Velock (Va-/lɒk/) or (Vee-/lɒk/)

Instead of saying Glock say Velock

"I got Velock on my waist and I won't shoot it patiently"

Velock by Judgey Judy April 7, 2025