Top Definition
A pair of jeans, too tight for a man to wear, thus cutting off circulation of the lower extremities, especially the package. As made popular by the Atypical Sports Show podcast www.atypicalsportsshow.com
Man, look how tight those vasecto-jeans are. You can see the sweat rolling down his leg and everything.
by m1zzark September 17, 2009

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