shard-varment

Noun
Also known as: carpet surfers, dope fiends, meth heads/ dope heads

Every local dealer has at least 1"shard-varment" hanging around to wash dishes for dope.
Shard-varment is the same as a carpet surfer

shard-varment by $SavageQueenAndy May 7, 2021

shard-varment

Dope fiend, dope whore, carpet surfer, dope man's house bitch

Spill some dope on the floor and watch the shard-varments go crazy.

She's plug hopping being a shard-varment.

shard-varment by $SavageQueenAndy May 8, 2021

Unidentified Varmint 

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.

Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!

Unidentified Varmint by Michelle L. Rigby October 18, 2012

garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.

My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.

garment varmint by СукаБлять February 3, 2017

Varmint 

a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)

Get that varmint out of here.

Varmint by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008

Varmint 

1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.

1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.

Varmint by Soldier of Fortune December 10, 2008

Varrenti

The awesomeness of pirates, ninjas and zombies combined

dat guy be dam varrenti i say

Varrenti by >:D-|< October 25, 2009