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Unidentified Varmint 

a U.V. an unidentified varmint as according to Duck Dynasty. This could refer to any type of small-ish critter in the roof of the duck call making room, but Jase claims a U.V. is a squirrel.
Jase: it's a U.V. - an unidentified varmint! Let's get something to scare it out of the roof! maybe it's something I can eat for lunch!
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garment varmint 

A strange creature that lives in the great cloth caverns.
My garment varmint is getting excited by all the hot pieces of ass.
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Varination 

The emotion or feeling expressed when eating or experiencing something extremely sour or offensive.
The other day I ate some Toxic Waste candy and it was so sour I experienced Varination.

The way she smelled was so oppressive I was varinated!
Varination by ThalasinPlus July 21, 2021
a wild animal regarded as a pest by a farmer or rancher (sometimes used with ornery, from vermin, pest)
Varmint by The Return of Light Joker February 27, 2008
1. Any small or medium sized wild animal who produce damages to crops or attacks cattle and poultry.

2. Another term for furry.
1.I am a varmint hunter.

2.He don't draw varmints anymore.

Varmint by Soldier of Fortune December 10, 2008
The world's most beautiful lady to ever exist. With a bat of her precious eyes, men faint from excessive infatuation.
I talked to Varinia on AIM this afternoon, I nearly passed out when she initiated the video chat.
Varinia by Matthew December 8, 2004
Varin is a awesome person. Usually a guy. With darker hair. He is very smart, loving, and he loves sports. Usually has freckles. Always puts a smile on your face. Likes relationships. All the teachers and students like him. Keeps his promises. Likes animals. Likes a little bit of attention. And has lots of friends at school. He is quite popular. And all the girls like him.
Varin is so awesome. I wish he wasn't taken...
varin by Can't tell you... February 2, 2017