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Ventriloquist Discharge 

Verb: pretending that you're having an orgasm by making loud noises with your mouth when nothing is actually coming out.
Billy had ventriloquist discharge since he really didn't want to sleep with Frank. Where do I shit?

butt ventriloquist 

a talented individual capable of making his farts seem as if they came from a different location, much like a normal ventriloquist would do with his dummy.
(a fart commences)
Person 1: "dude what the fuck was that"
Person 2: "What you act like you've never heard a fart before"
Person 1: "yea but it sounded like it came from over there, what are you like some kind of butt ventriloquist."
butt ventriloquist by Tommy Stanek November 3, 2006

Rectal Ventriloquism 

A fancier way of saying fart.
Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.
Rectal Ventriloquism by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

fart ventriloquist 

(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.
-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!

(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)

-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.

Penis Ventriloquist 

A person who makes penises talk without moving their mouth or taking the dick out of his or her mouth. A very skillfull dick sucker.
Janice sucks my dick so well, I call her my penis ventriloquist.
Penis Ventriloquist by MelCefus August 13, 2006

shart ventriloquist 

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick