The sexual act of taking a dump on someone's chest, followed by busting on said dump.
"Dude, I totally gave Jess the Vanilla Steamer last night. She loved it."
#the #vanilla #steamer #cleveland #crap #dump #sex #sexual
by jake kraus January 05, 2008
Top Definition
cumshot on the lips/face
sticky cumshot on face
by FOR VICKY January 14, 2004
A drink from Starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the jizz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.
ex 1
Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!

Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.

Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.

ex. 2
Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.
#jizz #cum #starbucks #drink #milf
by TheNoNamedNinja69 March 12, 2009
Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.
Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"
#vanilla shower #facial #vanilla splash #pearl necklace #cleveland steamer
by andy497 November 06, 2007
The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!
#steamer #vanilla #shit #jizzhound #cum
by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008
The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!
#steamer #vanilla #shit #jizzhound #cum
by Apollo Henderson March 18, 2008
After taking a dump in a girl's mouth, you then ejaculate in her mouth.
Dude, I gave that chick a great vanilla steamer! She ate that shit up like it was from Starbuck's!
#dump #ejaculate #steamer #mouth #girl
by piggytwochainsjohnson June 05, 2015
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