Top Definition
A Yelper who lacks experience in the world of BDSM and kink, yet tries to give the impression that they know a lot about these subjects.
This vanilla fucktard in Yelp Talk just referenced "50 Shades of Grey," and there wasn't a hint of irony in her voice.
by Mad "Captain Save-A-Ho" Max December 19, 2012

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