She is involved with Johnny Depp and have two children together, Lily-Rose Melody Depp and John (Jack) Christopher Depp III. They have been together for over nine years but not married.
Guy # 2: "That's Vanessa Paradis."
Guy # 1: "Who is she? And why the fuck is she in a porn magazine?! I would never jack off to her!"
Guy # 2: "She's Johnny Depp's girlfriend."
# 1: "No way!!! Are you kidding me?!?!"
# 2: "I'm serious. He's been with her since 1998. He has awful taste in women."
# 1: "DAMN! I thought Johnny Depp would be dating the hottest woman in the world, not the ugliest!"