Vancouverite: Wanna go skiing?
Torontonian: Nah, I'm going to stay indoors and dress up like I'm from New York and take pictures of myself.
One's mentality even changes when you become a vancouverite...you stop acting like a wannabe NewYorker with gay clothes and all,and instead pick up something like kayaking...
Person: "I'm from (insert any Canadian city here)."
Vancouverite: (aforementioned city) sucks! Vancouver is SO awesome! WE KAYAK AND SKI AND SMOKE POT AND OUR BUMS GET FREE DRUGS AND EVERYONE'S RICH!
Person: "Er...okay..." *backs away slowly*
Vancouverite: Where are you going? I HAVEN'T TOLD YOU ABOUT HOW AWESOME LUONGO IS YET! Please like us!
c)loves the outdoors
e)very proud of the fact that Vancouver consistently ranks among the top cities in the world to live in (though it's now also one of the most expensive)
"Damn those Vancouverites, all laughing at me because I drive a ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with parents working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."