Vanborghini 

A piece of shit van that somehow manages to get everyone from point A to point B.

Noah: Hey Phil, your vanborghini almost blew up and killed 5 small children
Phil: Fuck.

Vanborghini by frankiebobankie April 20, 2018

Vanbidexterous 

The manly achievement of Vanbidexterity, i.e being able to get in any type van and successfully drive it, with utter confidence, without stalling it, flipping it, or knocking anyone's wing-mirrors off. Extra man-points for hasty reversing, negotiation of impossibly tight spaces and using the left armrest whist simultaneously hanging your right arm out of the window.

Mr X: Fuckin' ell Gary! you got that LDV Convoy in that space by a gnat's cock, fancy a cuppa?

Mr Y: Piece of piss mate, I'm Vanbidexterous. Milk and Two, cheers.

Mrs X: Mr Y, will you sleep with me?

Vanbidexterous by pasalacqua2517 July 13, 2010

vangoif

(v.) an action in vandalizing restrooms by wetting a tampon in the sink and tossing it up into the air so it smacks on the ceiling hard enough to stay there for a period of time.
vangoifed; vangoifing.
Vangoifs-the process of the vangoif.

(Three girls go into a bathroom with a pusre full of a varity of tampons)
Girl 1: Hey look at the ceiling.
Girl 2: What about it?
(Girl 1 nudges Girl 3 they both smirk and look up)
Girl 3: it needs vangoifing!
Girl 2: Ha ha! Lets do it!
(They unwrap a tampon, wet it in the sink and Girl 1 vangoifs)

vangoif by Amazing Em December 22, 2005

vanborn 

Being born in a van duh 🙄

Vanborn is like when ppl give birth in vans

vanborn by Bdnnsknwoskx November 16, 2021

vaiboi 

A fat freaking chumboi who does nothing but sit around all day and has a bad attitude with everyone he meets

ur a vaiboi

vaiboi by sus amoogus March 9, 2022