A small town in Northwest Ohio situated in a senic cornfield with several historic buildings (translated: Old as Shit) where only a few cool people live.
"I live in a small town."
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
"Oh you mean a Van Wert? No one knows where it is located on a map?"
"Yep, thats the one!"
by Beat Girl January 24, 2009