to sleep for a very long time, especially through important events.
I was so tired yesterday that I layed down on the couch and van winkled right through my basketball game.
Knocking out a chick during sex and then ejaculating on her chin. When she wakes up she has a white beard like Rip Van Winkle
Dude, Greg's mom choked on my dick last night, and passed out, so I Van Winkled her!