Top Definition
When a hungry vampire takes a bite directly on the taint or anus region. One obtains a scaj, also known as a scabbed over anus.
"Man I wish that guy from Twilight would give me a vampscaj right about now."

"Longshadow bit me right in the ass last night, I hope I don't get a vampscaj."
by brandnewscaj June 21, 2009

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