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When someone keeps vampire hours they are awake all night and sleep all day. They are unreachable by phone, text or social media during daylight hours when the rest of their friends are up.
Now that Jody is unemployed she's been keeping vampire hours and is never awake in time to go to lunch or start some day drinking.
by smonkey81u812 July 13, 2011

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